The page cannot be found, idiot

Thank you for visiting The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, is temporarily unavailable, or you might just be too stupid to figure out how your internet's browser works.

Quack like many other websites are listed on the World Wide Web (WWW) and provide multiple pages of valuable information to users such as yourself. On occasion, a user might mistype a page address, leading them to this message. We'd like to say the blame is all ours, but we know that the brain capacity of a reader interested in a website like Quack is about the same as that of a four-year-old child. Sorry to tell you like this.

Please try the following:

  • If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If the page address isn't spelled correctly, learn how to spell.
  • Open the home page, and then look for links to the information you want. If you can't find the information you want, try looking for information you don't want.
  • Open the nearest bottle of scotch and take a nice swig. What's that? You lost track of where you are? Excellent.
  • We value your right to complain, but only as long as you value our right to bitch slap you in the face. For telephone complaints, please dial 212-479-7990.
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