The page cannot be found, idiot

Thank you for visiting The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, is temporarily unavailable, or you might just be too stupid to figure out how your internet's browser works.

This website like many other websites is listed on the World Wide Web (WWW) and provides valuable information to users such as yourself. On occasion, a user might mistype a page address, leading them to this message. We'd like to say the blame is all ours, but we know that the brain capacity of a reader interested in a website like this one is about the same as that of a four-year-old child. Sorry to tell you like this.

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HTTP 404 - File not found/Low user IQ
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